Nigga you Corny ! ( Like Seriously ! What kinda bullshit is that ?)

So I remember this one time
I was with my ex - boyfriend
And I asked him
:" baby , did you miss me "

He said : " look into my eyes and you'll see "

Like seriously ! What kinda bullshit is that ?
I asked a question ...
I'm a straight -up person
And I require a straight-up answer

Stww ! Nigga you corny !


I remember this one time
Going out for a dinner date
With a guy I was pretty much exploring

And the first thing he greeted me with was
" Here babe , I saw these red roses and I got them for you "

I replied " oh wow ! So I remind of nothing inspirational ? Just the usual ? Iv seen this like ten thousand times ! This move is as cliche as your depth ! You bring me roses ? ...I wish you brought me a bouquet of your fears bowed with the sincerity of your admiration of me and petals wet with the dew of your honesty "

Stww ! Nigga you corny !


I remember this one time
I was about to make me and this dude official
So I asked how do you feel about me

He said : " my gosh ! When I think of you I can't eat , I can't sleep , you are the air I breathe "
Like seriously !!!!! What kind of bullshit is that
Now while alll that might be true boo -boo
Your imagination is the most oppressed civilization ruled by boredom !
Stwww! Nigga you corny !

Niggas seriously !

I'm not asking for too much !
Jeez ! Just use your imagination !

Stop serving the same "ole " corny ass lines

Damn !
You don't need to bring me the moon or the stars

Or buy me an island ..to make me happy !

All I'm asking is that you be unique

If I ask for a sandwich

Serve me the bread and let me eat the jam from our kiss !

Don't serve me breakfast in bed !
Take me to the kitchen. And let's cook together ! Feed me as we sit crammed into a corner like little kids !

No I don't want a damn dinner on a roof , with that stars and the moon !
How about we buy some random cook book in french ... Work as a team translating it to english , and try to cook the weirdest of the receipes . And still have microwaveable chinese on the side cuz there's a high possibility we won't get this shit right !

No I don't wana play freaking monoply with you ! How bout we re-create our version of africa ! I'll be the stranded hungry huntress and you dressed in a pillow case as shorts and a rolling pin in hand .....fierce warrior of the kitchen utensils tribe ..we hunt a bake chicken together ! Fight for it ,have angry sex and share the kill !

Let's argue about the best chocolate in the world !


Make a video ...telling me about all the weird things you love about me ...


Fellas I'm not asking for too much am I ?

To be kissed between my sentences ! And not at the end of " I love u too"


To be held ....whilst reading all the things you've missed about me , with ur arm around me and hand moving the hair from my neck as you oil my pores with your kisses

To have make up sex ! Only when we're making up the bed and not after a fight ! ...sex isn't suppose to be the bridge , medicine or seal ! ...when we crumble the most let's have a date damn it !

Fellas I'm not asking for too much

They say love is endless

But I find that most of you prefer it easy to rewrite the same story on the same road ...to show you can walk it better ...

How bout showing me the road I've never discovered
Love has endless paths ...

Let's take the ones that are rocky and mountanious ..let's go for the adventure ! Together
Get lost together
Get scratched together
Hang on the cliffs together
Hide in lonely caves together
Hurt together
Cry together

And any other way !

You'll just be
One
Corny
Ass
Nigga !